Batman vs. Superman: I hope I’m wrong

I’ve been saying this for a while now, to pretty much anybody that will listen, but I have some serious doubts that the new BVS movie, unlike Superman, is going to be able to fly. I’m actually expecting a crash and burn. Not that I WANT a crash and burn; I WANT it to be as good as possible. I want to joyfully and gleefully announce to the world that I was wrong. Alas, I can’t lie to myself. I can’t deny the doubt is there. And rather than becoming lessened by each new trailer, piece of footage, or leaked fact concerning the film, I in fact become MORE convinced, the closer we get to the movie’s opening, that I am right. If the footage looks awesome—which it does—my rising hopes are soon enough squashed by some tidbit or snippet of an interview I read from one of the movie’s creators.

The latest case in point: Putting the Flash in the movie. Too many characters packed into the movie will make it top-heavy. As we already have Cyborg, Aquaman, and Wonder Woman in addition to Superman and Batman, the flick is sure enough starting to list now that the Scarlet Speedster is onboard. Couple that with the ridiculously bizarre miscasting of Ezra Miller as Barry Allen and what we have is, unfortunately, a recipe for another GEORGE CLOONEY AND ROBIN. Like I said, I hope I’m wrong.


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By TheCheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of Evil Cheez Productions ( - - specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. And he really likes vampires and werewolves. Like, a LOT.