SECRET EMPIRE So Far

It’s the most controversial comic book story to come down the pike (as opposed to the “pipe,” which I often see used in its place; this latter is incorrect; in the 19th Century, a “pike” was a road, hence the expression; Sorry. Self-admitted grammar nazi, here) in years. It raised hackles as soon as the first issue of the new Captain America series hit the stands, revealing that Cap had always been a secret sleeper agent for Hydra. Honestly I didn’t understand the hubbub. I said to myself immediately, “Oh, it’s that Cosmic Cube creature messin’ with Cap’s history.” Seemed obvious to me. (The sentient Cosmic Cube was revealed in the earlier series, the one where all the supervillains were being brainwashed and held prisoner by SHIELD in a makeshift Mayberry; I forget the name of the place. It was the storyline in which Cap, an old man at that point, devoid of the Super Soldier Serum, was made young again by the powers of the Cube.)

SECRET EMPIRE has been good so far, a kickin’ story. The bitchers will bitch, as that’s what they do, but it has thus far been a good read. The thing that really tripped me out occurred in the Free Comic Book Day offering, wherein the now evil Cap was able to lift Mjolnir. Those Cosmic Cubes don’t play, y’all. When they warp reality, they REALLY warp it. Anybody got an Infinity Gem handy?