Marvel hears you, Fanboys!

If you’re one of those people bitching about Marvel making Captain America into a Hydra agent, you need to realize that, by generating publicity, you are doing Marvel a big favor. You are encouraging the company to keep pulling just such stunts as this. Publicity generates revenue, and it all comes down to sales. Your bitching is putting money in Marvel’s coffers.

Still, Marvel does care enough about the feelings of its faithful—or at least pretends a sham concern—to address all those Twitter comments and blog posts. Their message to the fans: “At Marvel, we want to assure all of our fans that we hear your concerns about aligning Captain America with Hydra and we politely ask you to allow the story to unfold before coming to any conclusion…What you will see at the end of this journey is that his heart and soul — his core values, not his muscle or his shield — are what save the day against Hydra and will further prove that our heroes will always stand against oppression and show that good will always triumph over evil.” In other words, Cap will overcome. Cap will return to his status quo. Is there anyone out there dense enough to seriously believe Marvel would LEAVE cap as a Nazi?

Listen, people. It’s a Cosmic Cube, okay? The Cosmic Cube that made cap young again? Remember that? Cosmic Cubes warp reality. The Cosmic Cube turned Cap into a Hydra agent. And Cap’s inherent decency, and the strength of his character will shatter that reality. Cap’s goodness will turn out to be stronger even than reality itself. It will all be okay. Breathe.