I don’t care what they call him, he AIN’T Spider-Man!

Although he’s famous as Marvel’s first and primary Spider-Man, there have been been questions about what Peter Parker’s role will be following the universe shattering events of Secret Wars . Well, wonder no longer.

I might as well come right out and admit it. I hate Miles Morales.

It’s not really his fault. It’s Marvel’s. If they had called him “Spider-Boy” or “Arachnakid” or whatever, I might have ended up loving him. But they went and named him Spider-MAN. And he is NOT, and will never BE, Spider-Man. Do I care that’s he’s biracial? Hell, no. (Although I do dislike the trend in comics right now, of creating new minority heroes just for the sake of having minority heroes. It feels like just what it is: tokenism. And that ends up DISrespecting minorities.) I care that he’s NOT Peter Parker, and Peter Parker IS Spider-Man. Simple as that.

It seems that Marvel, now that they’ve merged their 616 universe with the Ultimate Universe (Another confession: I never liked the Ultimate universe. It’s not the REAL Marvel.), intends to have TWO web-swinging superheroes of the same name. Okay, I won’t pitch too big a fit as long as they keep the REAL Spidey around. But I will never call Miles Morales Spider-Man. He will always be just Miles Morales to me. Or “The Imposter.”

(And if they’d just named him “The Imposter,” I’d have been okay with THAT, too.)

source: www.cinemablend.com